In days of old when knights were bold
King Arthur who was fed up told
His court magician to
Advise him what to do

Gadzooks said he this misery
Is getting right on top of me
Don't worry king, I've just the thing
I'll cure you with a magic word or two

He told the King to sing
Nicky Nocky Noo

Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky nocky nick nack
Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky Nocky Noo

Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky nocky nick nack
Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky Nocky Noo

"By jove how tatifilarious
What a great feeling of gumptiousness it's given me
I'm absolutely discomknockerated"

Promenade, single file
Ladies leading Diddyland style

King Henry was never free
From trouble with his wives so he
Called his court jester to
Give him a laugh or two

Foresooth said he my Cathy she
Is plagueing me with msiery
His jester said don't lose your head
I've got a tickling tonic here for you

He taught the King to sing
Nicky Nocky Noo

Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky nocky nick nack
Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky Nocky Noo

Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky nocky nick nack
Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky Nocky Noo

"Goodness gracious me
It fills you full of gertitude doesnt it
It's awfully countrypunkle
I feel disgracefully rumpinkynotious"

Promenade, single file
Ladies leading Diddyland style

This remedy for misery
Has been traced back through history
When a witches magic brew
Tickleighted quite a few

Then Merlin came a man of fame
Who practised in the magic game
His recipie for misery
Has been used for a century or two

So here's the thing to sing
When you're feeling blue

Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky nocky nick nack
Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky Nocky Noo

Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky nocky nick nack
Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky Nocky Noo

Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky nocky nick nack
Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky Nocky Noo

Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky nocky nick nack
Nick nocky nick nock
Nicky Nocky Noo.

Oh yeah.

